Greg Stimac’s Mow the Lawn

Greg Stimac’s Mow the Lawn

Recovery is in full effect here in Lex! Not.

mow that fuckin lawn bithches!

the baby birds are beginning to jump out of their nests to die. seems to happen each spring to those fowl who have chosen to put their nests in the lower branches of my boxwoods.

scooters!

holy shit! has this bush thing gone on long enough or what? seems like a decade ago that asshole was standing in the smoking remains of new york making idle threats. if only we'd booked one more day in fiji.... i could've been stuck there for weeks! well, these guys have had their run and now we'll just have to wait and see what obama can do with it. i think BO has been a success already, what with the blackness and all. like the tiger woods of politics. i wouldve gladly voted for public enemy's chuck d and flavor flav if they had run. if i'm going to be intimidated, i'd prefer it be done by a black guy. also, is anyone else enjoying the financial collapse? we've still got some food in the fridge, so it's not stressing me unduly at this stage. or maybe it is. i sleep less than five a night, spending the rest laying in bed thinking about polar bears swimming away from their cubs! i'm blogging! also gonna try new careers, farmer, perhaps. every bodies gotta eat, no? expect more leftist drivel on this page soon